• Book cover of 'Blame the Stars' with astrological designs on a light background
  • Blame the Stars, Astrological Advice Book
  • Blame the Stars, Astrological Advice Book
  • Book titled 'Blame the Stars' surrounded by colorful paper cutouts on a white background
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Heather Buchanan

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Blame the Stars, Astrological Advice Book

Blame the Stars, Astrological Advice Book

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Part surrealism, part humor, and part affectionate guidance, Blame the Stars is a wild adventure into a world of uniquely alternative zodiac signs.

Welcome to the world of Horror Scoops: a weird and wonderful twist on classic zodiac signs.

Meet passionate and wild Lemo (a.k.a. Leo), kind Lehbrah (Libra), steadfast Clopricrumb (Capricorn), Germini the Twrnnns (take two guesses), and others—signs which, although slightly silly, reveal more about us than we realize.

Part One dives deep into each sign, offering insightful tidbits and advice on love, life, and work (for example, if you’re an Arbys, consider a career as a Pie-Eating Competition Judge, a Horse Observer, or a Horse Observer Observer).

ABOUT THE MAKER

Heather Buchanan has had pictures and words tumbling out of her brain professionally for over a decade. She currently lives in Calgary, Canada, with her bewilderingly talented musician husband, Nate, and her sunbeam-finding-expert cat, Poppy.

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